by Max Barry

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The West Pole World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The West Pole

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, The West Pole is ranked 2,900th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Everlasting Empire of BejCorporate Police State“Wealth, power, and strength”
2.The Post-Kragle Settlement of ApocolypseburgAnarchy“Everything is Awesome!”
3.The Free Land of Saxlan2Iron Fist Consumerists“Ottom”
4.The Empire of -Confusionland-Corporate Police State“Are you Confused?”
5.The Empire of JamestownnnnCompulsory Consumerist State“Jamestownn forever”
6.The Most Serene Republic of MuchagystaCapitalist Paradise“Intellagense”
7.The Colony of SeventeenvilleLeft-Leaning College State“1777777”
8.The Nomadic Peoples of GumcandylandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Gum”
9.The Commonwealth of SchelettoPsychotic Dictatorship“Wertr”
10.The Federal Republic of ConfusionlanndInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?”