The Nudest in the West Pacific
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, the West Pacific is ranked 11,178th in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Jabloko | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “I would not. Would you?” | |
| 2. |  The Community of Revachol west | Democratic Socialists | “From Many, One” | |
| 3. |  The Grand Duchy of Wisdommia | New York Times Democracy | “Trust the science.” | |
| 4. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Cuterebra emasculator | Democratic Socialists | “Bzzt bzzt” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Hhhnnn | Corporate Bordello | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic Republic of Dril | Corporate Bordello | “Carpe Diem” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Giovanniland | Corporate Bordello | “Viva Giovanniterra!” | |
| 8. |  The Dictatorship of Edgerville | Corrupt Dictatorship | “I will lead us to prosperity” | |
| 9. |  The Incorporated States of Archeno-web | Father Knows Best State | “Bone and Blood, Roots and Fungi” | |
| 10. |  The Rogue Nation of Black Lagoon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Amen, hallelujah and peanut butter.” |
