by Max Barry

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The West Pacific World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in the West Pacific

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, the West Pacific is ranked 11,576th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Combined Corporations of Win MintsAnarchy“Noli me tangere”
2.The Free Land of Kitten-eatersAnarchy“Fried kittens are tasty”
3.The Rogue Nation of CavaotinaAnarchy“Don't give us that look.”
4.The Pirate Nation of The Brethren C0urtCivil Rights Lovefest“And really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.”
5.The 30 of ------------------------------Corporate Bordello“The West Pacific”
6.The Buccaneer Haven of The Pirate KingdomCapitalist Paradise“Avast ye landlubbers!”
7.The Trade Federation of United Corporate UnionsCapitalizt“Wealth funds Wealth”
8.The Public Limited Company of The Graemania IslandsCorporate Bordello“It is the consumers who make poor people rich”
9.The Most Serene Republic of GastenburgAnarchy“The Free Market knows best!”
10.The Community of Anarchist LandsCorporate Bordello“Government? What Government?”
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