The Most Primitive in the West Pacific
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, the West Pacific is ranked 19,464th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Haedlia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “For the blessed nation!” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Commune of Camari | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Don’t even think about it” | |
| 3. |  The Shogunate of Wakoshima | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.” | |
| 4. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Cuterebra emasculator | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Bzzt bzzt” | |
| 5. |  The Invasive scent of Oil Paints | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You can smell us two houses over” | |
| 6. |  The Most Serene Republic of Emmelinicks | Moralistic Democracy | “Like a willow, I can bend” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of King of the Trees | Democratic Socialists | “Growing alongside nature” | |
| 8. |  The Basket Case of Kerkermeister | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Stay” | |
| 9. |  The Cornfields of Nazvanda | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You suck, im better” | |
| 10. |  The Archipelago of Con Nihawitan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Peace and Justice” |
