The Nudest in the West Pacific
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, the West Pacific is ranked 10,275th in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The NCIS binge watcher of Fotisdia | Left-wing Utopia | “My life is a very complicated drinking game” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Jabloko | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “I would not. Would you?” | |
| 3. |  The Federation of Del Reyes | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Compasión Sobre Todo” | |
| 4. |  The Federation of Coedreja | Democratic Socialists | “Freedom among the stars” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Knights of Wolman | Democratic Socialists | “Don't clump, you're not cat litter” | |
| 6. |  The Community of Quiri | New York Times Democracy | “Nolere.” | |
| 7. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Cuterebra emasculator | Democratic Socialists | “Bzzt bzzt” | |
| 8. |  The United States of Braszillia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The cotton aint gonna pick itself” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of Nooyialous | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Let soul go wild, there is no hell!” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Empire of The Haut-Jura | Democratic Socialists | “Breakfast time leave me the f alone” |
