The Most Primitive in the West Pacific
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Invasive scent of Oil Paints | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You can smell us two houses over” | |
| 2. |  The Basket Case of Kerkermeister | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Stay” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of FRANCEA | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Francea” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Heioubas Cruthis | Father Knows Best State | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Breath of the Wild | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “...” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Paupeti | Left-Leaning College State | “Free as the Wind and the Sea” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Tent Houral | Conservative Democracy | “The Falcon Cannot Hear The Falconer” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Persanchia | Authoritarian Democracy | “Fatherland, Work, Family” | |
| 9. |  The Queendom of CoquetteBlog | Compulsory Consumerist State | “California dreaming I got money on my mind” | |
| 10. | The Rogue Nation of Planetoid | Civil Rights Lovefest | “(Demonic whispering)(Speaking in tongues)” |
