The Fattest Citizens in the West Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Republic of The United Northern England Front | Capitalizt | “By The People For The People” | |
| 22. |  The Carmine Feline of Occidius | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Endorse Overthinkers, or I'll smack you” | |
| 23. |  The Nihilist Oligarchy of Corporatist Trusts Inc | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Opulentia Über Alles” | |
| 24. |  The Empire of Empire of a Million Suns | Iron Fist Consumerists | “In individuals, insanity is rare but in groups the norm” | |
| 25. |  The Dominion of Viperina | Left-Leaning College State | “Sic vis pacem, para bellem” | |
| 26. |  The Commonwealth of Wessssex | Anarchy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 27. |  The Pandas of Pandaland II | Left-Leaning College State | “Prepared” | |
| 28. |  The Corporation of Joyek | Capitalist Paradise | “The free market makes everyone richer” | |
| 29. |  The Commonwealth of Hyperseptentrionalis | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Equus horribilis” | |
| 30. |  The Free Land of Raxanniust | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Highest Law Is The Rule of Funny” |
