The Smartest Citizens in the West Pacific
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, the West Pacific is ranked 7,050th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3,681. |  The Jingoistic States of Alabamla | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Sweet Home Alabamla” | |
| 3,682. |  The Republic of Peekaboo | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I see you” | |
| 3,683. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Cuterebra emasculator | Democratic Socialists | “Bzzt bzzt” | |
| 3,684. |  The Invasive scent of Oil Paints | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You can smell us two houses over” | |
| 3,685. |  The Cornfields of Nazvanda | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You suck, im better” | |
| 3,686. |  The Dominion of Huevotopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Egg Above All” | |
| 3,687. |  The Republic of Heioubas Cruthis | Corrupt Dictatorship | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 3,688. |  The Right Wing Utopia of Ozoi | Iron Fist Consumerists | “☢ What a wonderful day to go to the liquor store! ☢” | |
| 3,689. |  The Shogunate of Wakoshima | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.” | |
| 3,690. |  The Republic of Greater Ger Sahna | Corrupt Dictatorship | “From Many, One” |
