by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in The Vast

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Vast is ranked 455th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Soul-Crushing Factories of WulfhelmCorporate Police State“Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto”
2.The Republic of SunsetCivil Rights Lovefest“Not Thickness of Chains but Strength of Ideals”
3.The Whisky Empire of MartooshInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Drink Up”
4.The Alternate Provisional Gov't of Northrop GrummanLibertarian Police State“.”
5.The Provisional Government of Northrop-Grumman CorpCorporate Bordello“.”
6.The Empire of Kan ChetopiaCorrupt Dictatorship“Twirling Toward Freedom”
7.The Empire of TarasovkaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ab aeterno ad infinitum.”
8.The Continuing Adventures of The Starship CommandCivil Rights Lovefest“Because It's There.”
9.The Federated Imperium of KajalInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ia Mura risolu vi Ia Onou”
10.The Herpetological Empire of SakkraNew York Times Democracy“I took a calculated risk, but boy am I bad at math.”
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