The Most Secular in The United Nations of the Atlantic
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Ronnon | Left-wing Utopia | “Yarrrr” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of Skaians | Anarchy | “Patience is a conquering virtue.” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Purarastarder | Left-wing Utopia | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Taiko no Tatsujin 16 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Roulette 35 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Spin the wheel, test your luck.” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of -Hero- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Artagonian Tank Battalion 5 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Vezirja | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I'm extra... communitarian.” |
