by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in The United Nations of Reasonable Thought

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The United Nations of Reasonable Thought is ranked 8,224th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Bors MonInoffensive Centrist Democracy“God, Homeland, Liberty”
2.The Empire of The Mighty MagicianPsychotic Dictatorship“Our patience will achieve more than our force.”