The Fattest Citizens in The United Islands of the Atlantic
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The United Islands of the Atlantic is ranked 21,801st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Free Commonwealth of Sky Reavers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Freedom, debauchery and firepower!” | |
2. | The Based and Missilepilled of UIS Leviathan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Son, are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?” | |
3. | The Algerstonian Loyalist of HISPIDA | Anarchy | “Algers lived! Algers lives! Algers will live!” | |
4. | The Free City of Rapture Republic | Iron Fist Consumerists | “No Gods Or Kings, Only Man” | |
5. | The Matriarchy of Sceilig Mhichil | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Turning and turning in the widening gyre” | |
6. | The Empire of Xarton | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You Shall Obey” | |
7. | The Angvarian Governorate of Obkhor | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Nacht sei mit uns” | |
8. | The Constitutional Theocracy of Holy Federation of Stars | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We shall march through the storm, Jesus by our side.” | |
9. | The Empire of Visari Technocracy | Democratic Socialists | “V i r t u a l T r a n s c e n d e n c e” | |
10. | The Light at the End of UIJ | Libertarian Police State | “Rage Against The Dying of The Light” |