by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in The United Islands of the Atlantic

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The United Islands of the Atlantic is ranked 24,235th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The National Republic of SayokoNew York Times Democracy“Our goal is clear: Peace, Justice, Anti-Libertarianism!”
12.The Queendom of Lena Tracer OxtonLiberal Democratic Socialists“Cheers, Luv!”
13.The Lost Island of ThakiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Before time itself”
14.The Greater Fae Riche of ElflandCorrupt Dictatorship“To the stars, to the silver scars that mark the Night”
15.The Chattering Mandibles of KhoronzonPsychotic Dictatorship“xi jinping gaming 😎”
16.The Holy Lucky Gold Christmas of WobbegongScandinavian Liberal Paradise“What's a motto with you?”
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