The Safest in The Union of Red Nations
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Crontab 33 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Just like clockwork” |
