The Fattest Citizens in The Union Of Great Onionist Nations
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Union Of Great Onionist Nations is ranked 6,111th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of Ialo | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Suppose it stands to reason that you would turn on me” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Docklands Light Railway 7 | Authoritarian Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Workers of union | Corrupt Dictatorship | “By The People For The People” | |
| 4. |  The Loving Couple of -ArtF4n- | Father Knows Best State | “Lumity” | |
| 5. |  The National Park of Laewid | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Glory Glory Lawid National Team, Glory Glory LNT!” |
