The Most Stationary in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest
Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Theocracy of Captain Bison | Iron Fist Consumerists | “YES!” | |
| 12. |  The Matriarchy of Apple Fritter | Moralistic Democracy | “I don't do windows...” | |
| 13. |  The Armored Divisions of Stug III | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Do you want shrapnel with that?” | |
| 14. |  The Sharecroppers of Carrot Top | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Another one of Melody's stupid pony puppets.” | |
| 15. |  The New Vegas Empire of Yes Man | Corporate Police State | “Any genocide I can help you with today?” | |
| 16. |  The Skyward Empire of Flitter | Capitalizt | “Sing the song of angels everywhere.” | |
| 17. |  The Kingdom of Sid Burn | Father Knows Best State | “Hee hee ho.” | |
| 18. |  The Not-So Serene Republic of Freya Crescent | Civil Rights Lovefest | “To be forgotten is worse than death.” | |
| 19. |  The Kingdom of Beezwax | Corporate Police State | “SWARM!” | |
| 20. |  The Republic of Barry Dylan | Father Knows Best State | “Is that how you raid, Barry? Why yes it is, Other Barry” |
