The Most Secular in The Topaz Fists
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Principality of Tecky Munked | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 2. |  The Captains of Cappado | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Carpe Diem” |
