by Max Barry

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The Sportsbook World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in The Sportsbook

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, The Sportsbook is ranked 9,422nd in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The City State of ThaulandiCorporate Bordello“City of 1000 Islands, 1000 Ideas, 1000 Inventions”
2.The Holy and Golden Empire of The Big Islamic NationLiberal Democratic Socialists“Jesus is Bread”
3.The Free Land of New Mexico TechCivil Rights Lovefest“The land of Mythbusters”
4.The Republic of Kas SlaldCorporate Bordello“Unity, Discipline, Work”
5.The Queendom of Glitter GazetteInoffensive Centrist Democracy“All the news that's fit to print... and then some”
6.The Republic of The SportsbookInoffensive Centrist Democracy“A winning bet a day keeps the collection goons at bay.”
7.The Empire of The Sportsbook RecruiterInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
8.The Dominion of Boudoir TacosInoffensive Centrist Democracy“You Can't Stop Progress”
9.The Republic of Mad Jack Does SportsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Motto...”
10.The Most Serene Republic of Suicidepreventionlifeline orgInoffensive Centrist Democracy“1-800-273-8255”