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The Most Compassionate Citizens in The Sportsbook

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Adorable Nation of DavelandsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Live, Love, Laugh”
2.The Free Land of Winnie-the-PoohCapitalist Paradise“Oh, bother”
3.The Community of Adorable DaveCivil Rights Lovefest“You Can't Stop Progress”
4.The Burned Out Mobile Home of Great GonzoFather Knows Best State“Adventure, Danger, Romance”
5.The Republic of Escape FromInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Unity, Discipline, Work”
6.The Federal Republic of MonemoniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
7.The Founder of The SportsbookInoffensive Centrist Democracy“A winning bet a day keeps the collection goons at bay.”
8.The Constitutional Monarchy of Zhuo-luojaPsychotic Dictatorship“It's all right”
9.The Loving Couple of I-Ship-It-Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Shipping Fan.”
10.The City States of ThaulandiAnarchy“We Believe In Us”