by Max Barry

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The Sportsbook World Census

The Highest Drug Use in The Sportsbook

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, The Sportsbook is ranked 11,202nd in the world for Highest Drug Use.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Republic of The PatrickpinesMoralistic Democracy“March On”
12.The Sportsbook CEO of DavelandsLeft-Leaning College State“Live, Love, Laugh”
13.The Free land of The United SufferesDemocratic Socialists“The good will of the people is good”
14.The Republic of NY IslandersAuthoritarian Democracy“Mission Accomplished”
15.The Republic of SumoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The thousand year old sport is alive and kicking”
16.The Queendom of Glitter GazetteInoffensive Centrist Democracy“All the news that's fit to print... and then some”
17.The Most Serene Republic of Suicidepreventionlifeline orgInoffensive Centrist Democracy“1-800-273-8255”
18.The Republic of The SportsbookInoffensive Centrist Democracy“A winning bet a day keeps the collection goons at bay.”
19.The Empire of The Sportsbook RecruiterInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
20.The Dominion of Boudoir TacosInoffensive Centrist Democracy“You Can't Stop Progress”