by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in The Southern Lands

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Southern Lands is ranked 13,103rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of VaastiaNew York Times Democracy“Property is useless, Money is everything”
2.The Democratic Republic of TerminiumCorporate Bordello“God Bless Terminium”
3.The United States of Terrae KarunethiaeCompulsory Consumerist State“Christus est omnia, sine ipso nihil est”
4.The Incorporated States of SynodosCorporate Bordello“Niki i Thanatos”
5.The United Socialist States of Silver State RepublicNew York Times Democracy“Unwelcome. Uninvited. Unrepentant.”
6.The Centurial Republic of Calderium MaximusCapitalist Paradise“For the people and the Republic!”
7.The Commonwealth of QuendellInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Anarchy is the key to law and order”
8.The Federation of United States of AetheriaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Be the change you want to see in this world.”
9.The Republic of Atlantic SubZeroNew York Times Democracy“Grace”
10.The Allied States of Alliance of SilenceInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Quietly rising”
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