by Max Barry

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The South Pacific World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in the South Pacific

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 10,958th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The PS2 Puppet of PterodoriaCorporate Bordello“Stop reading my motto!”
2.The PS2 Puppet of PallidoniaAnarchy“Stop reading my motto!”
3.The Borderlands of NothreenAnarchy“...”
4.The Incorporated States of SehlysdreAnarchy“Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus”
5.The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors ParadisoLeft-Leaning College State“What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.”
6.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArCompulsory Consumerist State“With oysters we thrive!”
7.The PS2 Puppet of AqualagoonPsychotic Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
8.The Empire of HamronicaBenevolent Dictatorship“Mahnamahna”
9.The Lucky Golden Holey People of SoemCivil Rights Lovefest“Cap the richest; tax 11.1'% top 11; 1.1'% next 100 etc.”
10.The Corgimancer and Mob Boss of YansuAnarchy“Our blood will spill for the Federation.”
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