The Most Secular in the South Pacific
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 6,761st in the world for Most Secular.
|1.||The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican||Democratic Socialists||“Whatever, I do what I want”|
|2.||The Republic of Kiasu-ism||Democratic Socialists||“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”|
|3.||The Eternal Misfortune of Heliosphere||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Stop Reading My Motto!”|
|4.||The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies||Democratic Socialists||“Vote monkey, get monkey”|
|5.||The Federal Republic of West green Israel||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“For greener future”|
|6.||The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Stop Reading My Motto!”|
|7.||The United Socialist States of Emailistan||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All”|
|8.||The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Insufficient experience to get experience”|
|9.||The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.”|
|10.||The フェデレーション of Nowa Europa||New York Times Democracy||“Ut Deum invoco: Hominus victus est in medium.”|