The Most Secular in the South Pacific
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 5,529th in the world for Most Secular.
|1.||The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican||Democratic Socialists||“Whatever, I do what I want”|
|2.||The Republic of Kiasu-ism||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”|
|3.||The PS2 Puppet of Heliosphere||Democratic Socialists||“Stop reading my motto!”|
|4.||The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies||Democratic Socialists||“Vote monkey, get monkey”|
|5.||The Federal Republic of West green Israel||Left-wing Utopia||“For greener future”|
|6.||The Technocracy of The Clockwork Republic||Democratic Socialists||“The Way Forward”|
|7.||The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.”|
|8.||The United Socialist States of Emailistan||Left-wing Utopia||“Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All”|
|9.||The Panda of Pencil Sharpeners 2||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Stop reading my motto!”|
|10.||The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips||Father Knows Best State||“Insufficient experience to get experience”|