by Max Barry

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The South Pacific World Census

The Smartest Citizens in the South Pacific

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 8,033rd in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Armed Republic of Crazed monkiesDemocratic Socialists“Vote monkey, get monkey”
2.The Dracocracy of TheorinDemocratic Socialists“We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.”
3.The Free Land of Cape AdareInoffensive Centrist Democracy“For greater good”
4.The Republic of KohliCivil Rights Lovefest“Eht Dlrow Si Erauqs”
5.The Technocracy of The Clockwork RepublicDemocratic Socialists“The Way Forward”
6.The Eternal Misfortune of HeliosphereDemocratic Socialists“Stop reading my motto!”
7.The Community of LaocracyDemocratic Socialists“Labor omnia vincit”
8.The Interdimensional Rift of Nova AntaresInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Don't mind the antennae.”
9.The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick GollinicanDemocratic Socialists“Whatever, I do what I want”
10.The Republic of Kiasu-ismDemocratic Socialists“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”
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