by Max Barry

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The Smartest Citizens in the South Pacific

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 8,103rd in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Armed Republic of Crazed monkiesDemocratic Socialists“Vote monkey, get monkey”
2.The PS2 Puppet of HeliosphereDemocratic Socialists“Stop reading my motto!”
3.The Technocracy of The Clockwork RepublicLiberal Democratic Socialists“The Way Forward”
4.The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick GollinicanDemocratic Socialists“Whatever, I do what I want”
5.The Federal Republic of West green IsraelLeft-wing Utopia“For greener future”
6.The Dracocracy of TheorinInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.”
7.The United Socialist States of EmailistanLeft-wing Utopia“Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All”
8.The Republic of Kiasu-ismLiberal Democratic Socialists“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”
9.The Pride of QvaitLeft-wing Utopia“Peace, Freedom, and Democracy”
10.The Commonwealth of United States of VietnamLeft-wing Utopia“We're not Việt Cộng”
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