by Max Barry

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The Highest Crime Rates in the South Pacific

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 10,120th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Empire of HamronicaBenevolent Dictatorship“Mahnamahna”
12.The Imperial Free City of AschenburgCapitalizt“Sit Nomine Digna”
13.The Corgimancer and Mob Boss of YansuAnarchy“Our blood will spill for the Federation.”
14.The Lionborn Empire of RelenbarCapitalist Paradise“Capitalism as its finest”
15.The Most Serene Conglomerate of Native Inhabitants of AntarcticaAnarchy“Install Gentoo”
16.The Unwavering Love of Land With Lots of ShrimpAnarchy“Can I trade in the children for more cash?”
17.The Potatoes the Pope has little of Moths with headphonesCorporate Bordello“Hawaii, he he he”
18.The Republic of MaphiaCompulsory Consumerist State“Motto”
19.The Dangly ⚾⚾ of The Mariners of SeattleCivil Rights Lovefest“What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for!?”
20.The Armed Republic of HereteAnarchy“To each their own”
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