The Most Secular in the South Pacific
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 5,503rd in the world for Most Secular.
|1.||The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican||Democratic Socialists||“Whatever, I do what I want”|
|2.||The Republic of Kiasu-ism||Democratic Socialists||“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”|
|3.||The PS2 Puppet of Heliosphere||Democratic Socialists||“Stop reading my motto!”|
|4.||The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.”|
|5.||The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Vote monkey, get monkey”|
|6.||The Federal Republic of West green Israel||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“For greener future”|
|7.||The Technocracy of The Clockwork Republic||Democratic Socialists||“The Way Forward”|
|8.||The Panda of Pencil Sharpeners 2||Father Knows Best State||“Stop reading my motto!”|
|9.||The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Insufficient experience to get experience”|
|10.||The United Socialist States of Emailistan||Left-wing Utopia||“Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All”|