The Safest in the South Pacific
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federation of Of the european socialist republics | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Prosperity is the best protector of principle.” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of U0403447 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Get woke, go broke.” | |
| 3. |  The Militarist Federation of The Filippinas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “To the Defense of the Nation and the Marshal.” | |
| 4. |  The Brown Chocolatey Mess of Fudgetopia | New York Times Democracy | “It's amazing - it's just like a real Motto!” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic Republic of Mapico | Democratic Socialists | “By The People For The People” | |
| 6. |  The United States of America Gone Wrong | Democratic Socialists | “Or is it?” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Ocean Republic of Qawe | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Peace, Progress, Happiness” | |
| 8. |  The Union of Tioloman | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “¡Aguio Tamú!” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Amy Santiago | New York Times Democracy | “There was a problem at the bank” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Mirza | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Free and Equal in Dignity and Rights” |
