The Most Secular in The Socialist States of the Philippines
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Raised Fist of The Balangay of Camputhaw | Democratic Socialists | “Riding in Tandem” | |
| 2. |  The Vanguard Nation of Freehold of Jeub | Democratic Socialists | “Sui Generis” | |
| 3. |  The Poetry of Pablo Neruda | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “In the Eyes of Mourning, the Land of Dreams Begin” | |
| 4. |  The Equal Rights Nation of Baby Bois | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Liberty and Equality for All. #LoveWins” | |
| 5. |  The Indomitable Spirit of The Brave Barili Cebu | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Mantayupan Falls to Sayaw” | |
| 6. |  The United Socialist States of Cebu Collective | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We Live to Serve.” | |
| 7. |  The Underground Organization of Kabataang Makabayan | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Paglingkuran ang Sambayanan ng Pilipino.” |
