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The Most Compassionate Citizens in The Socialist States of the Philippines

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Vanguard Nation of Freehold of Jeub	Democratic Socialists	“Sui Generis”
2.	The Indomitable Spirit of The Brave Barili Cebu	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Mantayupan Falls to Sayaw”
3.	The Equal Rights Nation of Baby Bois	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Liberty and Equality for All. #LoveWins”
4.	The Raised Fist of The Balangay of Camputhaw	Democratic Socialists	“Riding in Tandem”
5.	The Poetry of Pablo Neruda	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“In the Eyes of Mourning, the Land of Dreams Begin”
6.	The Underground Organization of Kabataang Makabayan	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Paglingkuran ang Sambayanan ng Pilipino.”
7.	The United Socialist States of Cebu Collective	Civil Rights Lovefest	“We Live to Serve.”