The Fattest Citizens in The Satellite of Love
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia | Anarchy | “Artuanoj Iras La Domo” | |
2. | The Last Kiss of Frels Freu | Father Knows Best State | “Love Conquers All” | |
3. | The OMG it's so humid of Frizzed out Hair | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Brown hair, amazing brains, and a plucky smile” |