by Max Barry

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The Most Primitive in The Sasquatch Republic

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, The Sasquatch Republic is ranked 25,364th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dictatorship of Far Far Away From YouPsychotic Dictatorship“Go away”
2.The Free Land of Skunk ApeLeft-Leaning College State“Just roaming the swamps”
3.The Wild Kingdom of Joe ExoticAnarchy“Over my dead body!”
4.The Holy Pink Brains Board of Sasquatch AffairsCorporate Bordello“Brains Moo”
5.The Loud and Boisterous Past of El TejonLeft-Leaning College State“Nunca Nos Esperan”
6.The Free Land of Altai AlmasCorrupt Dictatorship“Motto...”
7.The Holy Empire of Glacier Shrine AcademyFather Knows Best State“Human/Mamono/Alien/Youkai/AI, all may be welcome here.”
8.The Queendom of AltimazingCorrupt Dictatorship“She be Queen”
9.The Community of LabrediaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Strength Through Unity”
10.The Dabbing Dudez of Fort EwokInoffensive Centrist Democracy“For you say so”
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