The Rudest Citizens in The Sasquatch Republic
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, The Sasquatch Republic is ranked 11,014th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Giant in the Trees of Illahee | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Kwanesum Illahee” | |
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of Far Far Away From You | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Go away” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of Bukwas | Left-Leaning College State | “We Exist” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Buster Brown | Left-Leaning College State | “We’ll be good from now on!” | |
| 5. |  The Wild Kingdom of Joe Exotic | Anarchy | “Over my dead body!” | |
| 6. |  The Dabbing Dudez of Fort Ewok | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “For you say so” | |
| 7. |  The Rebirth of A Newly Born Kraken | Iron Fist Consumerists | “By Executive Order of Bran” | |
| 8. |  The Loud and Boisterous Past of El Tejon | Left-Leaning College State | “Nunca Nos Esperan” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of Skunk Ape | Left-Leaning College State | “Just roaming the swamps” | |
| 10. |  The Queendom of Imkihca | Democratic Socialists | “Kororia ki te Kuini” |
