by Max Barry

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The Remote Highlands World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Remote Highlands

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Remote Highlands is ranked 20th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Zombie Free Colony of Brexas5Anarchy“What's Next?”
2.The Zombie Free Republic of Brexas4Anarchy“Taxes Are Too High!”
3.The Zombie Free Land of Brexas2Anarchy“Let the big fluke eat!”
4.The Zombie Free Federal Republic of BrexasAnarchy“Stay away from my goat!”
5.The Zombie Free States of Brexas6Civil Rights Lovefest“If you don't want the monster, don't pull the switch!”
6.The Commonwealth of Brexas8Anarchy“Because it is there”
7.The Zombie Free Nomadic Peoples of Aboriginal BrexanAnarchy“Don't let me detain you”
8.The Zombie Free Dominion of Brexas7Anarchy“Progress”
9.The Zombie Free Republic of Brexas3Civil Rights Lovefest“Watch those thieves in government and keep taxes low!”
10.The Kingdom of Brexas9Anarchy“Where did all these irish elk come from?”