The Fattest Citizens in the Rejected Realms
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Bad Reception of This Radio Antenna | Anarchy | “Reinventing the wheel over and over” | |
| 22. |  The Republic of Terrible Farming Nation 309 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “This is a terrible nation” | |
| 23. |  The Empire of The Ter Letsle | Anarchy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 24. | The Republic of Aweentitante153 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Motto...” | |
| 25. | The Matriarchy of Kawaii Funfundsiebzig | Benevolent Dictatorship | “*stiehlt dein Östradiol*” | |
| 26. |  The Republic of The Oronstiemana | Capitalizt | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 27. |  The Commonwealth of Great Darcington | Capitalist Paradise | “In Mads we trust” | |
| 28. |  The Spoiled Carpet of Eggarpet | Anarchy | “Egg” | |
| 29. |  The Self-Defense Organization of Jewish Partisan Division | Father Knows Best State | “דאָיִקייט” | |
| 30. |  The Disputed Territories of Phlem Hawker | Right-wing Utopia | “Kentucky - atleast we aint Mississippi” |
