The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The ProcrastiNations
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, The ProcrastiNations is ranked 203rd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong Malibog | Anarchy | “Playtime should be all the time.” | |
2. | The Holy Blue Empire of Tokwa | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Anak ng tokwa naman o.” | |
3. | The Nomadic Peoples of The Phaecal Wastes | Iron Fist Consumerists | “If you want it bad enough, you'll get it no matter what” | |
4. | The Community of Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo Ing | Authoritarian Democracy | “Wai doo dee shap entomi da mit” | |
5. | The Incorporated States of Corporatehiveestan | Democratic Socialists | “All work, all the time” | |
6. | The Federal Republic of Victims | Moralistic Democracy | “HELP ME!!!!!!!!” | |
7. | The Disputed Territories of Pitiable Dwellers | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pennies saved are pennies earned.” | |
8. | The Black Peoples United Kingdom of Eisendoria | Democratic Socialists | “Eisendoria is everything.” | |
9. | The Free Pink Land of Barurot | Father Knows Best State | “We strive to die in orgasmic bliss...” | |
10. | The Republic of JPop | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Each day is a verse in the song of life!” |