by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The ProcrastiNations

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, The ProcrastiNations is ranked 203rd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong MalibogAnarchy“Playtime should be all the time.”
2.The Holy Blue Empire of TokwaIron Fist Consumerists“Anak ng tokwa naman o.”
3.The Nomadic Peoples of The Phaecal WastesIron Fist Consumerists“If you want it bad enough, you'll get it no matter what”
4.The Community of Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo IngAuthoritarian Democracy“Wai doo dee shap entomi da mit”
5.The Incorporated States of CorporatehiveestanDemocratic Socialists“All work, all the time”
6.The Federal Republic of VictimsMoralistic Democracy“HELP ME!!!!!!!!”
7.The Disputed Territories of Pitiable DwellersPsychotic Dictatorship“Pennies saved are pennies earned.”
8.The Black Peoples United Kingdom of EisendoriaDemocratic Socialists“Eisendoria is everything.”
9.The Free Pink Land of BarurotFather Knows Best State“We strive to die in orgasmic bliss...”
10.The Republic of JPopLiberal Democratic Socialists“Each day is a verse in the song of life!”
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