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The Popptart Empire World Census

The Most Compassionate Citizens in The Popptart Empire

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, The Popptart Empire is ranked 8,549th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Kingdom of TexJeepsCivil Rights Lovefest“Winter Is Coming”
2.The Equal Land of GlooplyDemocratic Socialists“Be nice to nice.”
3.The Untied States of PausedlandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Anime For All”
4.The Commonwealth of DarostelliaLeft-wing Utopia“Awesome, all the time”
5.The Dictatorship of Adams Delicious Yogurt RocketCompulsory Consumerist State“Send me away on your yogurt powered rocket! #YogurtLife”
6.The Queendom of Gilneas363Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Fire can't burn a dragon”
7.The United States of BaddiezLeft-wing Utopia“I got a big fat azz”
8.The Holy Empire of The Pink Flamboyant DoggoCorrupt Dictatorship“PRAISE OUR PINK DOGGO OVERLORDS!”
9.The Queendom of ElizabethIOfEnglandMother Knows Best State“Must is not a word to be used to princes!”
10.The Holy Dino Empire of The Church of Dino JesusFather Knows Best State“Praise The Lord's Bootylicious Light!”
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