The Most Rebellious Youth in The Pale Blue Region
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of The Freedom Loving Pineapples | Corporate Bordello | “ I like money” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Saganea | Left-wing Utopia | “We are stardust. In the highest exalted way” |
