The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The Pale Blue Region
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of The Freedom Loving Pineapples | Corporate Bordello | “ I like money” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Saganea | Left-wing Utopia | “We are stardust. In the highest exalted way” |
