The Nudest in the Pacific
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 9,569th in the world for Nudest.
|1.||The Republic of Sayshell||Left-Leaning College State||“Unity, justice and freedom”|
|2.||The Republic of Degeneravia||Anarchy||“What the hell are YOU staring at?”|
|3.||The United Socialist States of Freeyville||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Freedom and Liberty”|
|4.||The Empire of Lordeh||New York Times Democracy||“May the biggest jerk win.”|
|5.||The Oppressed Peoples of Luxilandia||Democratic Socialists||“Viva la droga”|
|6.||The Community of Anarchiana||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“You Can't Stop Progress”|
|7.||The People's Republic of Bruhliya||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Bruh sound effect”|
|8.||The Republic of I forgot lel||Corrupt Dictatorship||“We tried, but hey! we have dinosaurs!”|
|9.||The Sultanate of The Camel and Shaman||Compulsory Consumerist State||“The winds of fate blow.”|
|10.||The Empire of Diesco||Father Knows Best State||“Ad usque fidelis”|