by Max Barry

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The Highest Crime Rates in the Pacific

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 12,477th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The DOMA🎌IN of VIVIENMother Knows Best State“G👏G👏”
2.The Weaponized Anarchists of The Dunwich DominionLeft-Leaning College State“Tansha Azatoth!”
3.The Greedland of AnaxoniaFather Knows Best State“Si ša bouge pas,bouffe-le!”
4.The Endless Dominion of NullityCompulsory Consumerist State“Dream till the night dies”
5.The Kingdom of SpordaCorporate Police State“Long live Sporda!”
6.The Republic of EnjoCompulsory Consumerist State“Motto”
7.The Republic of Sumadia-BelgradeNew York Times Democracy“Sumadia our mother”
8.The Rogue Nation of East NikkoAnarchy“Whatever you want”
9.The CookiEvee of CaveDwellerCorporate Bordello“Everyone blows up labs at some point in their lifetime.”
10.The Pioneers of Bela1975Corporate Bordello“Gaia knows best”
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