The Most Secular in the Pacific
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 4,855th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Better to overreact, than to regret it later.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of This was probably a bad idea | Left-wing Utopia | “Illegitimi non carborundum” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Federation of the Astral Plane | Left-wing Utopia | “Service to all people” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Winklebottom | New York Times Democracy | “E pluribus unum” | |
| 5. |  The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Obey or die” | |
| 6. |  The Northern Island Empire of Haven and Sanctuary | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 7. |  The Incorporated States of Dibbleria | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We sell everything and his auntie.” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic States of Kiaville | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “One for all and all for Kia!” | |
| 9. |  The Virtual Reality of Anozia | Democratic Socialists | “Further beyond imagination” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Legonica | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Justitia est fundamentum regnorum.” |
