by Max Barry

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The Pacific World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 9,601st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Rogue Nation of MomstononistanCompulsory Consumerist State“Better to overreact, than to regret it later.”
2.The NPO High Inquisitor of MyrthCompulsory Consumerist State“You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.”
3.The COOPERATIVE of VivienFather Knows Best State“👌❤XOXO😍💋”
4.The Confederacy of HalbhalbhaAnarchy“Yeah, Nah”
5.The Greedland of AnaxoniaCompulsory Consumerist State“Si Áa bouge pas,bouffe-le!”
6.The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheadsIron Fist Consumerists“Obey or die”
7.The Confederation of Ervarean RepublicAnarchy“Ave, ErvarŽa, nostra vera Patria!”
8.The Sunken City of Deep RaptureCapitalizt“No Gods, or Kings, Only Man”
9.The Dominion of TeufelvolkCivil Rights Lovefest“Fight to the death!”
10.The Autocrat's Dominion of PekenCorporate Police State“Liberation through Obedience!”
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