The Fattest Citizens in the Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 9,489th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Better to overreact, than to regret it later.”|
|2.||The Confederacy of Halbhalbha||Anarchy||“Yeah, Nah”|
|3.||The NPO High Inquisitor of Myrth||Compulsory Consumerist State||“You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.”|
|4.||The Free State of Langersland||Iron Fist Consumerists||“The wise council? I had them lined up and shot.”|
|5.||The DOMA🎌IN of VIVIEN||Father Knows Best State||“G👏G👏”|
|6.||The Greedland of Anaxonia||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Si ša bouge pas,bouffe-le!”|
|7.||The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Obey or die”|
|8.||The Federal Republic of Spamwich||Anarchy||“Rude, rich, and ready to rumble.”|
|9.||The Dominion of Teufelvolk||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Fight to the death!”|
|10.||The Esoteric Armed Forces of The Dunwich Dominion||Left-Leaning College State||“Anekh Brak Cthulhu”|