by Max Barry

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The Pacific World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in the Pacific

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 5,396th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Confederacy of HalbhalbhaAnarchy“Yeah, Nah”
2.The Rogue Nation of MomstononistanCompulsory Consumerist State“Better to overreact, than to regret it later.”
3.The DOMA🎌IN of VIVIENFather Knows Best State“G👏G👏”
4.The Free State of LangerslandIron Fist Consumerists“The wise council? I had them lined up and shot.”
5.The NPO High Inquisitor of MyrthCompulsory Consumerist State“You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.”
6.The Federal Republic of SpamwichAnarchy“Rude, rich, and ready to rumble.”
7.The Greedland of AnaxoniaCompulsory Consumerist State“Si ša bouge pas,bouffe-le!”
8.The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheadsIron Fist Consumerists“Obey or die”
9.The Esoteric Armed Forces of The Dunwich DominionLeft-Leaning College State“Anekh Brak Cthulhu”
10.The Kingdom of SpordaCorporate Police State“Long live Sporda!”
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