The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in the Pacific
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 5,396th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The Confederacy of Halbhalbha||Anarchy||“Yeah, Nah”|
|2.||The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Better to overreact, than to regret it later.”|
|3.||The DOMA🎌IN of VIVIEN||Father Knows Best State||“G👏G👏”|
|4.||The Free State of Langersland||Iron Fist Consumerists||“The wise council? I had them lined up and shot.”|
|5.||The NPO High Inquisitor of Myrth||Compulsory Consumerist State||“You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.”|
|6.||The Federal Republic of Spamwich||Anarchy||“Rude, rich, and ready to rumble.”|
|7.||The Greedland of Anaxonia||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Si ša bouge pas,bouffe-le!”|
|8.||The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Obey or die”|
|9.||The Esoteric Armed Forces of The Dunwich Dominion||Left-Leaning College State||“Anekh Brak Cthulhu”|
|10.||The Kingdom of Sporda||Corporate Police State||“Long live Sporda!”|