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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in the Pacific

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 7,810^th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Better to overreact, than to regret it later.”
2.	The DOMA🎌IN of VIVIEN	Father Knows Best State	“G👏G👏”
3.	The NPO High Inquisitor of Myrth	Compulsory Consumerist State	“You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.”
4.	The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Obey or die”
5.	The Kingdom of Yellington	Iron Fist Consumerists	“We will crush anyone who stands in our path!”
6.	The Holy Empire of Sons of Shub-Niggurath	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl agl fhtagn”
7.	The Endless Flight of Nullity	Capitalist Paradise	“Dream till the night dies”
8.	The CookiEvee of CaveDweller	Corporate Bordello	“Balance your Virtues”
9.	The United States of Kohili	Corporate Bordello	“For Kohili! For the Mega-Corps!”
10.	The Most Serene and Holy Empire of Al Mutwakkil	Father Knows Best State	“الجشع جيد”

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