The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the Pacific
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 18,495th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
|1.||The Free State of Langersland||Iron Fist Consumerists||“The wise council? I had them lined up and shot.”|
|2.||The Glorious Kingdom of Flanderlion||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Dale before all. Eliminate the non-believers.”|
|3.||The Greedland of Anaxonia||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Si ša bouge pas,bouffe-le!”|
|4.||The Social Darwinist Imperium of The Ascendant Hive||Iron Fist Consumerists||“What Crota began, I complete. My will... conquers all!”|
|5.||The DOMA🎌IN of VIVIEN||Father Knows Best State||“G👏G👏”|
|6.||The Confederacy of Halbhalbha||Anarchy||“Yeah, Nah”|
|7.||The V͔̞̟o͉̟̦͈i̫͖̹̠̰̝̙ͅd͔͚̫̫͝ ͜͠ of Mayo and Other Condiments||Iron Fist Consumerists||“[REDACTED]”|
|8.||The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Obey or die”|
|9.||The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Better to overreact, than to regret it later.”|
|10.||The Dictatorship of Airstrip Malone||Psychotic Dictatorship||“One for all, all for Malone”|