by Max Barry

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The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the Pacific

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 9,946th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Kingdom of JE11YInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Jelly”
2.The Dominion of TeufelvolkCivil Rights Lovefest“Fight to the death!”
3.The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheadsIron Fist Consumerists“Obey or die”
4.The NPO High Inquisitor of MyrthCompulsory Consumerist State“You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.”
5.The Glorious Kingdom of FlanderlionIron Fist Consumerists“Dale before all. Eliminate the non-believers.”
6.The Rogue Nation of MomstononistanIron Fist Consumerists“Better to overreact, than to regret it later.”
7.The V͔̞̟o͉̟̦͈i̫͖̹̠̰̝̙ͅd͔͚̫̫͝ ͜͠ of Mayo and Other CondimentsPsychotic Dictatorship“[REDACTED]”
8.The Imperial Dominion of Pacifica PeaceIron Fist Consumerists“Sic Transit Gloria Mundi”
9.The Commonwealth of The ImpoverishedCivil Rights Lovefest“Be sensible with the nonsense.”
10.The Perfect Nation of Newer GehennaIron Fist Consumerists“Praise to Dr.Sigmundus”
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