The Rudest Citizens in the Pacific
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dominion of Teufelvolk | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Fight to the death!” | |
| 2. |  The Martial Order of The Osperian Synarchy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hic Sunt Ad Manendum” | |
| 3. |  The City-State of Rho Ophiuchi | Capitalizt | “The Atmosphere is Nature's Bin” | |
| 4. |  The Queendom of Stevist Guam | Corporate Bordello | “For steve!” | |
| 5. |  The United States of HUElavia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “For God, For Glory, For Liberty, For The People” | |
| 6. |  The CookiEvee of CaveDweller | Corporate Bordello | “Balance your Virtues” | |
| 7. |  The Northern Island Empire of Haven and Sanctuary | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 8. |  The Commonwealth of The Impoverished | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Be sensible with the nonsense.” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Monarchy of The Vanic Imperium | New York Times Democracy | “We won't be prosperous. We shall become prosperity...” | |
| 10. |  The United Kingdom of UlsterUK | New York Times Democracy | “For King and Country” |
