The Fattest Citizens in The Official United Nations
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Official United Nations is ranked 10,015th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Republic of SanLazarus||Capitalist Paradise||“Forever Our Own”|
|2.||The Federation of Sargasso Weapons Distribution INC||Free-Market Paradise||“Profit.”|
|3.||The Democratic Republic of Liberio Free State||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Justice. Kindess. Choice. Freedom.”|
|4.||The Endorse Grande Germania of Official United Nations Founder||Anarchy||“Freedom and Justice”|
|5.||The Federation of Mardatania||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Eurasia Forever!”|
|6.||The Dominion of New England and Acadia||New York Times Democracy||“Nunquam libertas gratior extat”|
|7.||The Synonym of the verb Affix of Link||New York Times Democracy||“It is I, link”|
|8.||The British-German Empire of King Isles||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Glory to The!”|
|9.||The Republic of Makasta couped TOUN and the||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”|
|10.||The Community of Rrerann||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“The meaning to life, the universe, and everything”|