The Fattest Citizens in The Official United Nations
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Official United Nations is ranked 10,015th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of SanLazarus | Capitalist Paradise | “Forever Our Own” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of Sargasso Weapons Distribution INC | Free-Market Paradise | “Profit.” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic Republic of Liberio Free State | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Justice. Kindess. Choice. Freedom.” | |
| 4. |  The Endorse Grande Germania of Official United Nations Founder | Anarchy | “Freedom and Justice” | |
| 5. |  The Federation of Mardatania | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Eurasia Forever!” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of New England and Acadia | New York Times Democracy | “Nunquam libertas gratior extat” | |
| 7. |  The Synonym of the verb Affix of Link | New York Times Democracy | “It is I, link” | |
| 8. |  The British-German Empire of King Isles | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Glory to The!” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Makasta couped TOUN and the | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 10. |  The Community of Rrerann | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The meaning to life, the universe, and everything” |
