by Max Barry

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The Most Ignorant Citizens in The North Pacific

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 14,006th in the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Kingdom of MerconitonitopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“All Rivers run into the Sea, yet the Sea is not Full”
2.The Unified States of New PalimpsestPsychotic Dictatorship“If you can read this, you will be punished!”
3.The Reaper of Lord DominatorCorporate Police State“I Came, I Saw, I Dominated”
4.The Territory of South TussinPsychotic Dictatorship“Silli, Kokaiini ja Jäätelö”
5.The Territory of OffalPsychotic Dictatorship“Posture, Poise, and Pomp.”
6.The Kingdom of MarsolpaviaIron Fist Consumerists“Our lives to the One True King”
7.The Territory of EffluviumPsychotic Dictatorship“Viva Effluvium!”
8.The Serene Deliberations of YraipotnojDemocratic Socialists“One for All and All for Everyone”
9.The Territory of BocephusIron Fist Consumerists“Calamidad, Pan, Ficticia”
10.The Grand Felinocracy of SlugistanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Kittens rule, puppies drool”
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