by Max Barry

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The Highest Crime Rates in The New Meritocracy

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, The New Meritocracy is ranked 502nd in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Radioactive Republic of JasqueCivil Rights Lovefest“Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you.”
2.The Liberation Movement of The KeymasterAnarchy“When someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!”
3.The Corruptocracy of MontserradoCapitalist Paradise“you pay, we pray”
4.The People's Republic of KitimatBenevolent Dictatorship“UNUM CUM VIRTUTE MULTORUM”
5.The Holy Meritocratic Republic of ArgyresAnarchy“Fluctuat nec mergitur!”
6.The Armed Protectorate of MinisteriaCivil Rights Lovefest“Make yourselves sheep”
7.The First Ambassadorial State of Legatus ICapitalist Paradise“Long live the Meritocracy!”
8.The Frozen Republic of New IcelandCivil Rights Lovefest“The Land of Frost and Fire”
9.The Meritocratic Island of NeptideCivil Rights Lovefest“Neutrality or Death!”
10.The People's Republics of WinnipegBenevolent Dictatorship“Unum Cum Virtute Multorum”
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