The Fattest Citizens in The New Meritocracy
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The New Meritocracy is ranked 479th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Radioactive Republic of Jasque | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you.” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Meritocratic Republic of Argyres | Anarchy | “Fluctuat nec mergitur!” | |
| 3. |  The Liberation Movement of The Keymaster | Anarchy | “When someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!” | |
| 4. |  The Corruptocracy of Montserrado | Capitalist Paradise | “you pay, we pray” | |
| 5. | The Corporate Republic of Nuclear Industrial | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Re Publica Oeconomia Est” | |
| 6. |  The People's Republics of Winnipeg | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Unum Cum Virtute Multorum” | |
| 7. |  The People's Republic of Kitimat | Benevolent Dictatorship | “UNUM CUM VIRTUTE MULTORUM” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Eureka II | Father Knows Best State | “Everything old new again” | |
| 9. |  The First Ambassadorial State of Legatus I | Capitalist Paradise | “Long live the Meritocracy!” | |
| 10. |  The Armed Protectorate of Ministeria | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Make yourselves sheep” |
